shoeichi

the funny but incorrect way to spell Shuichi

cockichi: hey SHOEichi
ShOeIcHi: NO, THAT'S WRONG

by KOKICHI OUMA is not found May 19, 2022

shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities easily detected the shoeicide bomber, who was wearing flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

Shoeicide

The vain act of wearing shoes that kill your feet for the self satisfaction of looking "cute".

Even though Amy was committing shoeicide, she did not care b/ she felt she looked fine in her new Prada boots.

by amisstree December 2, 2010

shoeicide bomber

A terrorist who plants explosives in a shoe, e.g., Richard Reid, who packed his Nikes with TNT in an attempt to blow up a British passenger jet shortly after 9/11.

Heathrow Airport authorities noted that the shoeicide bomber was easily detected in his flip-flops.

by Nguyen van Fock September 14, 2008

shueichis

i love allie

shueichis my beloved

by nazunaschristiantradwife June 29, 2021

shoichi

Adj. A word often used to describe a male with a 9 inch cock, who appears to be charming and nonchalant on the outside, but is broken to pieces on the inside. Nonetheless, his sexual appeal is immaculate and everyone wishes to be like him.

Boy A: Damn, I can’t stop thinking about the queen during sex. Do you think there’s any way I could sexually attain her?
Boy B: You’ve gotta Shoichi up bro

by constipatedunicorn69 November 21, 2021