Showet

"Show it" said quickly

Do you have evidence that they're the Impostors? Showet.

by MIRAHQIsTheBestMap June 17, 2021

showet

A fresh avacado just picked from a tree

Hey mark what are u doing

Or just getting some showet at the store
Oh make sure there fresh

by Hmgdog June 2, 2016

showet

When you try to type "shower" but type "showet" instead like a clown.

Speng: I just hopped out of the showet, good job
Alright: showet
Cyanellus: showet
Speng: showet
Music: showet
Shining: showet

by SpengleJon March 19, 2021

Showet

French for shower

Hey wyd
Just got out of the showet

by Okokok2005 December 29, 2017

Czech golden shower

The sound of empty .32 ACP cases hiting the ground after firing through a entire 20 round mag on a full auto VZ-61

You will finish the entire mag a good half second before the first piece of brass hits the ground (...) it's like the Czech golden shower

by Bigdeagle85 November 17, 2022

The Shit/Shower ratio

An unwritten rule of law that compels the gut-dropper to go no more than three bouts of shitting without taking a shower. The ratio is set such to allow for illness, camping, and general dirty arsed folk.

"I'm already on my third shower of the day. I knew I shouldn't have ordered that vindaloo"

"May I quickly use your shower? I went to that Brazilian All You Can Eat last night and I need to reset the shit/shower ratio"

"You shower quit a lot"
"Yeah, I'm lactose intolerant but still eat pizza"

"Your farts stink!"
"Yeah, sorry. I really need a shit but I'm at my limit with the shit/shower ratio and can't shower until the weekend"

by DrederickTatum June 2, 2023

Passion Shower

The libido and penis dimensions required to penetrate her standing up in the shower. With sufficient length this passion requires only rocking up on one's toes and back to flat foot. With sufficient girth she'll tolerate the desire for position creativity.

Refreshed rigor and vitality especially with rapid refractory to resume penetration after many other locations in the post coitus shower .

Get your tickets to ride. The Passion Shower will be boarding you soon.

by PassionTrain August 29, 2012