A homosexual who is indiscernibly gay. Because avacados are fruits, but do not look or taste much like fruits, the term is applied to gay people who do not fit the "Will & Grace" stereotypes.
A bad dresser and NFL fanatic, you would never guess that Jacob was an avacado.
Another name for an asshole. Just a nicer version. And you can say it in front of children!
Some of the people at my school are really assholes. I just wanted to come up with another name for it when talking to friends.
An interjection when two people are talking that helps the non-speaker (person B) remember something they want to say while the speaker (person A) is talking. When person A is done speaking they say "avacado", thus reminding person B that they had something to say.
Person A: "....so the other night we were watching American Idol and Ellen was so..."
Person B: <interjects> "avacado"
Person A: "...good at judging I mean she was like part Simon, part Paula. Avacado."
Person B: The other day I meant to tell you we went to see that movie we were talking about.
An incredibly rare species, recently spotted with snazzy blue braces, maybe a failed attempt at a mating call. An all around beam & your daily source of memes. Also your average snapchat spammer, and a good therapist to talk to about your problems.
“On this fine Sunday morning, I woke up to severalsnapchat notifications. Must be AVAcado.”