Showerfuck

a fuck in the shower

I am showerfucking my brother.

Showerfuck by Rant Casey - Tyler Durden April 5, 2009

Shoefucker 

The urge to fuck someone so bad you would fuck anything pertaining to them, including their shoe.

I am so hot for him, I would willingly become a shoefucker.

Shoefucker by spunkynms May 29, 2009

shovelfuck 

when you sleep with a shovel face.

Man you got shovelfucked by Jamie!!!!

shovelfuck by tumme April 21, 2008

showerface 

The term showerface, originated from Bow E3, which is in east london.
the word shower face, or shower man
is somebody, who does what they have to.

the word showerface, has been interpretated differently from its original meaning.
it now means something good
such as, "yeah thats shower" meaning, yeh thats good
since then, it has also been shortened, and another word from within has been created.
which began by an mc from meridian called skepta.
sho sho, is a north london word which began in tottenham.
sho sho, just means somethings good

an example is

"Im a showerface guy, and im going on shower"
which was used by an mc called Skepta in lady sovereigns adidas hoody remix.

this basically means, he is the type of guy who does what he has to do, and he will do it.

the term was created by roll deep crew.
It was created, just before roll deep crew brought out there debut album, "in at the deep end" there is a documentary attached to the dvd, defining the word.

showerface by Anjoo December 29, 2007

shovelfuck 

To mess someone up with a shovel.

Often used by males, in a derogatory sexual context, where one would prefer to fuck the girl with a shovel as opposed to engage in sexual intercourse.

Andy: Oh man... check her out! You gotta hit that!
Jacob: Oh god. Someone needs to shovelfuck her good.

shovelfuck by Gabe Swinton January 6, 2009

sherfuck holmes 

a girl who is a slut, whore, or easy to have sexual relations with. Thus, she is a "sure-fuck".

-You had sex with Amanda?
-Yea
-That's nothing to brag about, she is a "sherfuck holmes".

sherfuck holmes by Alex216 March 24, 2008

showerjack 

v. when, in a college dormitory bathroom or other communal restroom facility, all of the shower stalls are occupied, and an individual who is short on time (or manners) strips off his clothes and runs into a random stall, gleefully yelling, "showerjack!" and forcing the former occupant out.

n. an instance of the above maneuver.

1) "Showerjack!!"
"Dude!? What the %^&* is wrong with you?"

2) "That was a nasty showerjack; I'm going to go soak his underwear in capsaicin."

showerjack by Greevey McSeamus October 17, 2008