Shovel Shit
Shovel Shit by FerrariiG September 11, 2019
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shit shovel
A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
shit shovel by T Hizzle April 3, 2005
Shit Shovel
That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.
Shit Shovel by t.o028096 November 26, 2009
hillbilly hot day shit shovel
The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
hillbilly hot day shit shovel by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
Alaskan Shit shovel
after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
Alaskan Shit shovel by Josh Staats November 11, 2009
Shit shovel
Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.
An odd way of saying "your full of shit"
An odd way of saying "your full of shit"
Shit shovel by Jim May 25, 2004
Shit shovel
Shit shovel by Fapper July 6, 2014
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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
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