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Shovel Shit

Go F*ck yourself
‘ Hey Gina, I can’t talk to you tonight I got better plans ‘

Go Shovel Shit Stefano ‘
by FerrariiG September 11, 2019
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shit shovel

A person that you send to do all of your dirty work, or someone that takes responsibility for whatever mess you've gotten yourself into (i.e. a scapegoat).
I heard the police had a beef with me slangin dope, so I made this bitch out to be my shit shovel.
by T Hizzle April 3, 2005
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Shit Shovel

That person, usually a girl that scurrys around picking up little pieces of conversation and spreading shit about people that they picked up by eavesdropping on other peoples conversations.
Judy: Hey guys did you hear about Brian and Wendy?

Jake: Shut up you shit shovel.
by t.o028096 November 26, 2009
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hillbilly hot day shit shovel

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
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Alaskan Shit shovel

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
Man1: Anyone hear of the Alaskan Snowdragon?
man2: Yeah I made my own the Alaskan Shit Shovel!
by Josh Staats November 11, 2009
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Shit shovel

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.

An odd way of saying "your full of shit"
by Jim May 25, 2004
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Shit shovel

The shit shovel is shitting in a girls vagina and then try to remove it using nothing but your dick
Me and my girlfriend tried to shit shovel last night
by Fapper July 6, 2014
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