The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’
by SauerCrouse51 July 1, 2020
Get the The Mary Poppinsmug. The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
Get the hillbilly hot day shit shovelmug. by SauerCrouse51 July 5, 2022
Get the Downtown brown halomug. Jake: are you coming over or not? Me: sorry man, had to much hot sauce on my eggs this morning, now I have a bad case of the demon pudding.
by SauerCrouse51 August 26, 2017
Get the Demon puddingmug.