Definitions by SauerCrouse51
Downtown brown halo
Downtown brown halo by SauerCrouse51 July 5, 2022
The Mary Poppins
The woman, or man, if that’s your cup of tea, gets down on their hands and knees and the other person puts a spoon full of sugar in their mouth and slowly inches an umbrella up their asshole.
Karen: it’s raining out you may want to take this umbrella. Jake: I’m not taking that umbrella anywhere, I won’t even touch that thing. Karen: uhhh, why the hell not? Jake: that’s the umbrella that Mike uses when he gives Lisa ‘The Mary Poppins’
The Mary Poppins by SauerCrouse51 July 1, 2020
hillbilly hot day shit shovel
The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
hillbilly hot day shit shovel by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019
Demon pudding
Jake: are you coming over or not? Me: sorry man, had to much hot sauce on my eggs this morning, now I have a bad case of the demon pudding.
Demon pudding by SauerCrouse51 August 26, 2017