shortion 

it’s like megan thee stallion; a stallion means a girl who is very tall and pretty (in the south). so for all the shorties out there, this one’s for you.

Person 1: YOOOOO WHO DAT SHE MAD SHORT
Person 2: Man that’s just *insert name* thee shortion

shortion by ionknowwhatsgoingon November 21, 2019

shma-shmortion 

another term for 'abortion'. as used in the movie Knocked Up.

"OK. I won't say it for 'baby-ears' over here, I think you should go get a shma-shmortion. down at the shma-shmortion clinic."

shma-shmortion by $ara stitche$ July 6, 2007

shorting a stock

taking an investment position that will benefit if the value of the stock goes down. Traditionally, "shorting a stock" means borrowing shares of stock from another broker, selling them, then buying them back (after the price has fallen) in order to return the stocks to the broker from whom they were borrowed.

You can short a stock using a derivative; this can include buying futures in the stock (i.e., a contract to sell someone else the stocks); or buying a put option (also called a put). A third way is to write a call (i.e., a call option, also known as a call) for the stock.

Shorting a stock usually requires a great deal of skill and courage; even the most talented short will only make money during rare crises.

shorting a stock by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010

shortbonics 

The new conversational phenomenon of removing several letters of a regular word, thus creating a new shortened version of the word.

Shortbonics is creating slang by shortening regular words. "Totally" becomes "totes". "Jealous" becomes "Jeal". For example:

Taylor: "Sandy said my calves look fat in these shoes."
Jessica: "Ugh, don't listen to her, she's just jeal."
Taylor: "Totes jeal."

shortbonics by iinventedshizam July 12, 2012

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

Shorting a Stock by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

snortion 

a small portion of an illegal snortable drug.

Give me a snortion of that yay.

snortion by Snyllocness May 12, 2006

Shontion

Shontion is the best drop dead looking person in the world. No matter how many times you get mad at her you can never stay mad at her. Dark skined, short, cool. these Shontion's are the best. i Love u! <3

Dang Shontion

Shontion by Taylor Warren July 14, 2011