shoption

When you have plenty of options to shop for something, you’ve got shoptions.

“You don’t have to go to Amazon for everything, support a small business, you got shoptions!”

by HipStir April 13, 2021

sloption

someone you would only wheel when sloppily drunk

When asked if she liked him, Smash responded "Not really, he's more of a sloption."

Having reached Sloptimus Prime levels, Manue couldn't really be blamed for exhausting her sloptions.

An eternal sloptimist, Seemz was liking the looks of her sloptions that night.

by bronweezy March 18, 2011

Stoptional

When the braking of a car is left to one's choice due to an unnecessary stop sign.

Passenger: Did you just blow through that stop sign?

Driver: Oh, no worries. It was stoptional.

by Eberle, Nathaniel June 3, 2007

stoption

1.)The option to stop at a stop sign or flashing red light that has been placed in a unnecessary intersection.

2.)The stop sign or flashing red light at the intersection itself.

When you get to the McDonald's turn right, than go through the stoption and I am the 3rd house on your right!

by Diciasare March 12, 2009

Stoptional

The stop sign or traffic light you don’t need to stop at

There was nobody coming, so that stop sign was stoptional

by dhar woman July 13, 2022

Stoptional

A STOP sign that, as a result of the time of day, location, or driver's being in an extreme rush, is not considered by the driver to be mandatory.

Mike knew this STOP sign was Stoptional based on how badly he needed to get home and use the bathroom.

by Bucky Gangsta September 21, 2013

stoptional

1. The occurence when no other vehicles are around to see you run or roll through the stop sign.
2. Condition of a stop sign or light when one does not care what the other asshole motorists think when he or she has failed to stop.

passenger: You totally blew through that intersection without stopping. Aren't you worried you'll get caught?

driver: The sign was stoptional.

by Guinness Book of World Records April 22, 2009