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Pewdiepie 

Commander and Chief of the 9 year old army. After starting his kingdom in 2010, he has amassed an army of currently 83 million 9 year olds and counting. The kingdom’s most notorious enemies include YouTube, Twitch thots, T-series, and of course the Mainstream Media.
9 year old: have you seen the latest pewdiepie video
Other 9 year old: No it was uploaded after my bed time
Pewdiepie by UPMYBUTT January 29, 2019

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
Shorting a Stock by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

gradeaundera 

A dickhead who doesn't post in 3 months, finally comes back with a video saying he's gonna come back, then falls off the face of the earth for another month never to be heard from again.
Yo you watch gradeaundera's new video?... Oh wait that's right he's fucking dead.
gradeaundera by UPMYBUTT July 9, 2017