shortikat

A bad ass dwarf who likes fishing and video games.

Shortikat is awesome

by shortikat August 15, 2018

Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shortfatty

A weird ass nigga that can't 808 chop or do anything good because his dad took his wifi.

He can never connect to games and is scared to show his face

My friend is a SHORTFATTY because he is cool

by hakiii May 21, 2018

shortiest

1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in regard to skirts.

2. Prone to jolts of electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in regard to home wiring.

1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-changed by."

1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest skirt."

2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"

by Ponderer June 10, 2009

Shortcation

A vacation lasting less than 4 days. A short vacation because of lack of funds or time.

Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.

by tomco June 18, 2014

Shortist

A person who is short and supports the idea of shortism. They do not like tall people and their symbol is a ladder.

Tall people SUCK! The shortists will rise again.

by MemeMaster777 June 28, 2018

Shontika

The one and only BADDEST BITCH IN THE ENTIRE LAND !! She has the nicest hair, omfg it’s so long and that blue/pink bangs OMG THAT KILLS ME EVERY TIME ANDDDD she’s so so preddi 💕💕 whattttt and she is actuals so smart fr

Ily 😘

Ily shontika you’re the best 😛

by Uncle_samsonnn October 20, 2021