1. Possessing, or pertaining to, the greatest conceivable level of shortness, most often in
regard to skirts.
2. Prone to jolts of
electricity or otherwise unreliable in voltage regulation, most often in
regard to home wiring.
1. "That is the shortiest shorty I've ever been short-
changed by."
1. "Well, she is wearing the worlds shortiest
skirt."
2. "That is the shortiest light socket I've ever
seen, I ain't goin' near that fothermucker, it'll juice me!"