Definitions by shortikat

Red Ryder 

Shooting a girl in the eye with cum.

Dude. I totally pulled. A red Ryder and now my girl has to wear an eye patch.

Red Ryder by shortikat October 3, 2018

Smore 

When you eat gum out of a dirty asshole.

Dude! I totally had a smore off an escorts booty last night!

Smore by shortikat October 3, 2018

shortikat 

A bad ass dwarf who likes fishing and video games.

Shortikat is awesome

shortikat by shortikat August 15, 2018

power ballad 

1. any song written by a hairband that is sung and not screamed.

2. any song that creates suicidal thoughts in teenage girls of the 80's.

3. any song that played at a prom from 1981-1995.

example of a power ballad as follows: November rain, anything for love, eternal flame.

power ballad by shortikat April 18, 2012