Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

Shartinals

This term was created by die-hard, lifelong Pittsburgh Steelers fan during the runup to Super Bowl 43 as far more accurate (and shorter) way of referring to the Arizona Cardinals.

The Steelers will introduce new offensive plays and will spread the ball around the receivers to beat the Shartinals during Super Bowl 43.

by Linebacker Inc January 29, 2009

Shartinator

Someone who sharts all the time and is proud of it.

That guy is a real shartinator.

by Hlmrocko85 September 22, 2025