Funds are tight and I just started a new job so it's going to be tough for me to get away this summer, I'm going to have to take a shortcation to get my head straight.
by tomco June 18, 2014
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After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.
by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021
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Shitcation is when young ladies in West Africa particularly Nigeria and Ghana go for an adventure to Dubai in search of money through prostitution. This happens with the aid and connection of a local pimp. They end up getting pooped right into the mouth after the unlimited gang bonking including ghetto gagging and all the nasty indulgence for the gratification of the Arabian men just for the money(dollar).
It is coined from the merging of shit + vacation and shorthanded as shitcation.
It is coined from the merging of shit + vacation and shorthanded as shitcation.
Shayc: Wonder why Poloo went for few days vacation in Dubai and then return with a brand new car
Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation
Lutterodt: the hustle is real bro. That's the power of shitcation
by Shayc babs March 4, 2019
Get the Shitcation mug.(N) Skot-kay-shun: The official cutting of all ties with a horny douchie wangster with a jew fro who likes sex but is most likely a virgin. See also: Waltcation, first kiss, drunk bastard, I'd rather shove tampons up your nostrils, and Christmas break.
I really need a Scottcation...he's being such a jerk to me.
My best friend and I are taking boy-cations together. She needs a Scottcation.
My best friend and I are taking boy-cations together. She needs a Scottcation.
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Get the Sportcation mug.A conversation with another person about sharting. Word mixture between "Shart and conversation" Shartation
Chris: The other night I was rushing out the door to meet my parents for dinner. I tried to squeak out a fart and I sharted. I had to come up with a good excuse for why I was so late to dinner.
Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.
Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"
Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.
Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"
by Thomp5290 March 25, 2009
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We left and went to the gig without her, she was full on Shortcaking. She was all Boo Boo Boo about it, so we told her that she could Tag Team DJ with us next time.
by DJ Willow from Paris September 13, 2011
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