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shartkat 

shartkat was born in the year 69AC (after cum) and runs a homestuck Instagram account. He is very gay and loves men and big boobs.
wow have you heard of shartkat?? He is so hot
shartkat by shartkat June 21, 2021

rapid shartation 

Starts out as passing a little gas or silent trouser sneeze and quickly develops into mass poop flow from the anus area, usually wet and very unpredictable....
After eating the wet Sancho at Taco Casita, I experienced rapid shartation in the car on the way home.

shartattack 

when someone freaks out so much for some reason that they shart in their pants leaving it all soggy.
Dude when that bus almost hit me i had a major shartattack, i got to go home.
shartattack by shartattack December 30, 2006

shartation 

A conversation with another person about sharting. Word mixture between "Shart and conversation" Shartation
Chris: The other night I was rushing out the door to meet my parents for dinner. I tried to squeak out a fart and I sharted. I had to come up with a good excuse for why I was so late to dinner.

Erin: That sucks, but my incident is worse. One time I was running in a cross country meet and I didn't think I had to go so I tried leaking out a fart while running. Never again will I do that. I had to run another mile with shart in my spandex...luckily they were black.

Chris and Erin were having a "shartation"
shartation by Thomp5290 March 25, 2009

sharkattackdan 

Most hated person you will ever meet. Used against small and squeaky people.
Omg ur such a SharkattackDan
sharkattackdan by AnakinGroundWalker November 16, 2020

sharkattack (charquataque) 

1. A guy, who wants to have sex (or just some kisses) with a girl, and has a behavior like a shark against other fishes; 2. Shark attack: it's like when you have one objective and you have to do something, soon as you can. So you look to the target and don't think twice.
The girl looks to you and we know what she thinking. So you have something to. Now. This is just an example about a sharkattack (charquataque).