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The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
In March of 2008 the demand for Kleenex's in Morocco increased at an unbelievable rate. The Moroccan King asked for everyone to stay calm. He attributed the increase in demand for Kleenex to Peace Corps volunteers spending too much time in their masterbatorium, spanktuary, spank schack, whack shack, jack shack, flip n jack, finger hut, spank cave, spank wagon, cumgeon, cum station, lunch punch, stroke boat, spank bank, corner of crank, jerk hut, masturbation station, spankmobile, homostead, spank shed, and master barriums. In particular, undercover sources attibute the increase to one "King of Crank" J-Lub (known for exceptional stroking form.) When asked for comment, J-Lub simply said "whatever dude, I'm gonna go listen to some music." The King has told people to hold strong. The King also claimed that supplies are expected to return to normal around the time of Tallstacks 2010.
Oh man, I shouldn't have ate all that spicy couscous. Now I can't blow my nose due to The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09
The Great Moroccan Kleenex Shortage of 08-09 by Pedro2010 December 29, 2009
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the great dude shortage of 1883
This is a fake historical event that has been mentioned about Barney Stinson in the show How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014). Barney mentions this event when there was not so many guys in the night club.
Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow
Time: 5:00
Show: How I Met Your Mother (2005-2014)
Season: 3
Episode: 12- No Tomorrow
Time: 5:00
"Bodyguard: Yeah. Sorry, guys. Look, if it was just you two, you can go in right now. But we got nothing but girls in there. People are gonna start thinking it's a lesbian bar.
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"
Barney: Would you excuse us for a minute? (To Ted) Ted I'm going to be hones. I was full of it with that whole Nostradamus thing.
Ted: No! (sarcastic)
Barney: But I'm starting to think there is some serious planetary cr*p going on here tonight. Never in the history of New York City nightclubs has there been a shortage of dudes. Now even during the great dude shortage of 1883. We've got to ditch these girls. (The ones accompanying them)"
the great dude shortage of 1883 by thatguywithguitar May 27, 2020
Blood Shortage
A man has a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time. A Blood Shortage occurs when you have to think logically while you have an erection. This cannot be done and the results are usually not desired.
Blood Shortage by RustyT December 17, 2004
Sanitary Supply Shortage
The ultimate downfall of mankind. The Sanitary Supply Shortage, refers to a shortage in the availability of toilet paper, tissues, paper towels, or in some cases, even leaves.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Whether it's a glance at the empty roll when finishing up on the toilet seat, or an empty tissue box after excessive masturbation, a Sanitary Supply Shortage, will induce panic in even the most prominent of males.
Examples of Sanitary Supply Shortages:
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
Jimmy thought he would save time by doing his business in the forest. It wasn't until later, that he realised, he had forgotten to logically calculate, that it was winter time, and the trees had already shed their leaves.
Scott reached out to his tissue box to begin the cleanup, but instead of being greeted by the warm feel of an abundance of papery goodness; he felt cold card, it was at this point he knew, he would have to direct his search towards the trash can, for second hand sanitary supplies, were better than no sanitary supplies.
Sanitary Supply Shortage by Sampzky April 15, 2010
Leicester’s conker shortage
January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.
Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers
Leicester’s conker shortage by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
TLDU
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Me: Woah! TLDU!
Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026