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Shithawked
The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
Shithawked by bunny f December 9, 2010
Shorthand Typing
When people who are using a full qwerty keyboard are too lazy to type all the letters in a word. Commonly used in emails, forums, blogs and text messages.
I can never understand why people use Shorthand Typing like this:
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.
'plz' instead of please; 'jst' instead of just; 'cuz' instead of because; 'dat' instead of that, and so on.
Shorthand Typing by Alexis-Relationship Terrorist June 30, 2009
shithawk
According to Bubbles, an expert on the subject of shithawks:
"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
shithawk by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003
Shorthand
Shorthand typing.
Usually used in online games and instant messengers like AIM.
The person that is 'shorthanding' usually types messages with many fragments and errors, and no punctuation either.
Usually used in online games and instant messengers like AIM.
The person that is 'shorthanding' usually types messages with many fragments and errors, and no punctuation either.
Idiot: hey guyz wat up
Smart Person: Nothing much, you?
Idiot: lolZ, i wsa jus t @ my cuzzins house
Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there?
Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball
Idiot: we had a lto of fnu
Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding.
Idiot: lolZ @ dat!
Idiot: no wya!!
-Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.-
Smart Person: Nothing much, you?
Idiot: lolZ, i wsa jus t @ my cuzzins house
Smart Person: Cool, what did you do there?
Idiot: we playd some halo, den we went outsid 2 plya sum basket ball
Idiot: we had a lto of fnu
Smart Person: I have no idea what you just said, please stop shorthanding.
Idiot: lolZ @ dat!
Idiot: no wya!!
-Note: This took me around 10 minutes to write.-
Shorthand by krazykushluk August 18, 2006
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