short you
when someone "shorts you" they are treating you/giving you/assuming that you are less than what you are worth.
short you by Babealicious September 15, 2008
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selling you short
a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.
ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)
ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.
selling you short by Shumongous October 13, 2014
Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died.
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Brother, You Are Either Short Or You Died. by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025
you're short
DC term to say you're screwed/that's your problem. Like when you are short on money, it's an issue you have to deal with, which is where the term stems from
"Hey son I needa ride and don't got bread for a cab, can u pick me up?"
"Naw son I'm not around ur way and don't got gas like that, so you're short"
"Naw son I'm not around ur way and don't got gas like that, so you're short"
you're short by Eminemie November 26, 2013
she's got you by the short hair
Sorry, I can't go out tonight.
"Man, she's got you by the short hair"
My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.
"Man, she's got you by the short hair"
My boss is a bitch, she really has me by the short hair.
she's got you by the short hair by Dubs Deuce May 4, 2010
you are to short to ride this ride
you are to short to ride this ride by Typed May 1, 2019
You’re Special Like A Short Bus
A sarcastic and often offensive slang phrase used to imply that someone is unintelligent, clueless, or lacking basic common sense. The expression is framed like a compliment but is actually a backhanded insult. It references special education transportation (“short buses”), which makes the phrase widely considered disrespectful. it can be used by people in a jokingly casual or edgy humor. Context and audience matter heavily, as it can easily cross the line from humor into outright insult.
“You really tried to unlock your car with your house key? Yeah… .”
“He spent 10 minutes looking for his phone while it was in his hand man’s special like a short bus.”
“You put metal in the microwave and thought it was fine? You’re special like a short bus.”
“She studied for the wrong test and blamed the teacher… special like a short bus for real.”
“Bro clicked ‘forgot password’ and then forgot the new one instantly you’re special like a short bus.”
“He spent 10 minutes looking for his phone while it was in his hand man’s special like a short bus.”
“You put metal in the microwave and thought it was fine? You’re special like a short bus.”
“She studied for the wrong test and blamed the teacher… special like a short bus for real.”
“Bro clicked ‘forgot password’ and then forgot the new one instantly you’re special like a short bus.”
You’re Special Like A Short Bus by Yourespeciallikeashortbus April 24, 2026
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