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“A Blascavisk is a word to describe someone as a low self esteem (Mostly Russians) and also has an alcoholic problem but that can’t be fixed for that is the definition of the word, (this can also include drug addicts and people that feel depressed.”
“I Knew a Blascavisk when I was 10 and he died 10 years later.”
by Typed May 1, 2019
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This fat kid is a huge ferd (fat nerd). He is very short and is wider then he is tall. His legs look like there off a 5 year old, but his waste above weighs about 500lbs. When he attempts to walk he falls right over. One time when he is using the washroom the toilet cracked in halve and he was stuck inside the sewage pipe. He was trapped there for 3 days. He said after the event “I ate almost 10 000 cockroaches a day to stay alive”. His noise is so big it takes up halve his face. When he was first born everyone there’s first words were “what is wrong with his nose.” Who is clout gang? There is a new group in town called the “big man boob gang” created by Austin himself. When ever they get in a fight they sit in there enemy’s and suffocate them. His only outfit is a giant teddy bear that he ripped the insides out. He had to cut a 3 holes out for his stomach and his man boobs. He can not attend school because when he tried riding the bus there the whole back of the busses suspension broke and the bus was weighed down on the back. He can’t fit in his car or walk so he is forced to be homeschooled. He is also leagally blind because his nose covers his eyes.
Owen is a fat lard.
This is not originally my definition but I feel like it fits better in the Owen category.
Originally made by Pedro quacamole sauce
by Typed May 8, 2019
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John is that nerdy/ socially awkward kid but has friends that talks about old memes and weird memes like dinosaurs or moths.
John stared at me when his was in the trees.
by Typed May 10, 2019
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The guy is a freaking prick that asks a girls boyfriend if he can bang their girl, he is usual outcasted from school friend groups but still continues to talk to the point in which his voice box sounds like Darth Vader chocking on a hotdog.
Jermey is a prick.
by Typed May 8, 2019
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Shrek is the godly figure the everyone idlesses, he is the god of creation.
Shrek is love, Shrek is life, Shrek is more iconic McDonald's (Oh Jesus Crist).
by Typed October 1, 2019
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