shoreling

someone who watches Jersey Shore!

Matt: yo, did you watch JShore last night?

Amber: omg, YES!

Jake: wow, shoreling much?

by kyssme March 8, 2011

lemon shoveling

The act of forcing lemons up one’s asshole for the sheer joy of it, and squeezing the lemon cum out in the process, as this makes for great lube.

Person 1: Bro I fell asleep with my vibrator in my ass overnight and it was so nasty in the morning!
Person 2: Honestly you deserve it. You could have just been lemon shoveling - it feels amazing and there’s no way you’ll forget you have lemons in your asshole.

by Thicc Yeet October 28, 2019

shreking off

Jacking off to the mere notion of the mighty ogre lord, Shrek, appearing before you.

Dude after watching Shrek 2 I can't stop stop shreking off.

by A brogre December 26, 2013

Shreking

You know this feeling late at night when you can't sleep, because of the crazy desire to eat ALL the chocolate left in your cupboard? This is shreking!

The tastiest meal, isn't It?

Lara has been shreking last night.
You want to lose weight? Maybe you should at least stop shreking ?!
Shreking is my hobby.

Again shreking last night? Oh God, you are hopeless.
Come on, Cara... Models are not shreking.

by Ksusha April 11, 2019

Shoeing

To give someone a good kicking

That mma fighter took a good shoeing but still got a good win

by Hottub1974 October 20, 2018

Shoreline Mafia

Shoreline Mafia is a group consisting of 4 rappers from L.A. The members are Fenix Flexin, Ohgeesy, Rob Vicious, and Master Kato. The group was created by Fenix and Ohgeesy after they met in 2012 while doing graffiti. While they did not initially have an interest in making music, Ohgeesy made a song that mentioned every person in his tagging group. Fenix later got on a track with him and the rest is history. Rob and Kato would end up joining the group later on.

Them Shoreline Mafia niggas are hard as fuck!

Person 1: Yo bro did you listen to the new shoreline album?
Person 2: Nigga I'm from LA of course I did you bum!!!

by Ivan The Daddy May 6, 2020

Shovelin

Trying to have sex with women that are so ugly it looks like their faces were beaten with shovels. This is done because shovels are easier than normal chicks and have better bodies than fat chicks.

John : "Dude that girl you got with last night was straight hurt!"

Paul : "Every day I'm shovelin!"

by Shovel King July 30, 2011