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shoppergasm

When you walk into a store, and gasp at a new shirt, pants, or toy you absolutely love. Most of the time these gasps resemble something you might hear on HBO late night or your neighbors prized collection of porn DVDs.
<walks into store and has a shoppergasm while looking at new shirt>
shopper 1: omg, ahh this is ahhh i love this.
shopper 2: yessss!! this is amazing.
shoppergasm by SsTtUu December 16, 2010
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showergasm

a showergasm is when you put the tip of your dick in the spot where the water of the shower hits the hardest.
hey breh i had a nice showergasm last night when i was taking a shower
showergasm by majordick January 30, 2010
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showergasm

A Orgasm type feeling that results when climbing into a shower after heavy manual labor or just exhaustion. Showergasms can be as pleasurable as an orgasm. Some things that happen when you recieve one are: legs going limp, grumting or panting, and shiviers up your spine
after i got back from 20 hours of lifting lead, i climbed into the shower and collapsed in pleasure because of my showergasm.
showergasm by spermin' peter March 19, 2009

slippergasm

The elation of the feeling of putting your toes into nice warm slippers on arriving in the house from the winter outside
My slippers are soo warm and comfy, putting them on was a proper slippergasm
slippergasm by Trenchie December 7, 2020

Shoppingasm 

A Shoppingasm is when you finally release the pleasure of having a shopping crave by going on one massive or small shopping spree outside or online.
Person 1: "Hey person2, I think i might finally go shopping to get rid of my shoppingasm"

Person 2: "Person1, that sounds like a good idea I might tag along"
Shoppingasm by AriannaIDK May 10, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
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Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026