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wouldiwas shookspeare 

Person 1: hey bro did you know that wouldiwas shookspeare is the past tense of william shakespeare
Person 2 nah bro I didnt

spooksperson 

“ it’s a fucking spooksperson”
spooksperson by yenniferp January 15, 2018

Sockspeare

Sockspeare is an amazing version of Shakespeare as intrepreted by the internationally famous and BRILLIANT young, handsome, sock monkey, director Antoine Sock.
Greg and I went and saw Sockspeare in the Park this weekend, as always that sock monkey was AMAZING.
Sockspeare by Muffy Nordstrom December 6, 2011

Shankspeared 

When you are shanked in a poetic and Shakespearian fashion
Did you here about Tommy he got shankspeared in a cold dirty cell as his cellmate serenaded him beautiful poetry.
Shankspeared by Jwrules July 7, 2022

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026