shookspear

when you are shook and a spear gets thrown at you

person a: woah what happened
person b: i just got shookspeared

shookspear by somegoose January 21, 2021

wouldiwas shookspeare 

The past tense of William Shakespeare.

Person 1: hey bro did you know that wouldiwas shookspeare is the past tense of william shakespeare
Person 2 nah bro I didnt

wouldiwas shookspeare by stevenuniverseislife December 30, 2019

spooksperson 

a scary person

“ it’s a fucking spooksperson”

spooksperson by yenniferp January 15, 2018

Sockspeare

Sockspeare is an amazing version of Shakespeare as intrepreted by the internationally famous and BRILLIANT young, handsome, sock monkey, director Antoine Sock.

Greg and I went and saw Sockspeare in the Park this weekend, as always that sock monkey was AMAZING.

Sockspeare by Muffy Nordstrom December 6, 2011

Shankspeared 

When you are shanked in a poetic and Shakespearian fashion

Did you here about Tommy he got shankspeared in a cold dirty cell as his cellmate serenaded him beautiful poetry.

Shankspeared by Jwrules July 7, 2022