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trump spokesperson

noun

1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.

2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.

Non Attorney Spokesperson

Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.
I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*

"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."

Spunksperson 

A spokesman, promoter, or advocate for any form of adult pornography.
I am a spunksperson for pornhub.com.
Spunksperson by J Reefer July 29, 2019

Sportspersonship 

An adaptation of the word “Sportsmanship” by Tumblr hags who have nothing better to do in their miserable existence other than take words with “men” in it and change them to something gender neutral in spite of the fact that the word is already gender neutral.
Thank you for helping your opponent up! Great Sportsmanship Kari!

*TRIGGERED*

Tumblr Hag - “UHH EXCUUUUSE ME. HOW DARE YOU IDENTIFY HER GENDER WITHOUT ASKING HER WHAT GENDER SHE IDENTIFIES AS. ITS ‘GREAT SPORTSPERSONSHIP.’ I swear, people these days Cheryl, can you pass the box of twinkies?”
Sportspersonship by TKblazeit January 5, 2018

spokesperson 

In this day and age, you can't say spokesman, but you must say spokesperson.

spokesperson 

The employee at a bicycle shop whose job is to tension wheels and hubs.
To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.
spokesperson by QuacksO February 12, 2019
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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