spooksperson
spooksperson by yenniferp January 15, 2018
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trump spokesperson
noun
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
1. A person who is engaged in an impossible and pointless task they know is impossible and pointless, yet they continue trying in spite of the hopeless futility. Not limited to speaking as the representative of another or others.
2. A trumpian task, often contradicted in part or in whole by a trumpian slip.
As the unstoppable asteroid hurtled through space, fixated on it's terrestrial final destination, many trump spokespersons scurried about building mud and straw fall-out shelters in attempt to survive the impact.
trump spokesperson by CrewmanNumber06 May 18, 2017
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Non Attorney Spokesperson
Any voiceover person on television who pitches lawyer ads with big legal words promising "large cash awards" for your pain, even though they really don't know what the law is nor do they care what happens to you.
I am a non attorney spokesperson. *akward pause*
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
"Have you been hurt by the following drug or just being plain stupid? Then call 1-888-SCRW-THM. You made entitled to a large cash award."
Non Attorney Spokesperson by Warlord Xenu February 26, 2010
Spunksperson
Spunksperson by J Reefer July 29, 2019
Sportspersonship
An adaptation of the word “Sportsmanship” by Tumblr hags who have nothing better to do in their miserable existence other than take words with “men” in it and change them to something gender neutral in spite of the fact that the word is already gender neutral.
Thank you for helping your opponent up! Great Sportsmanship Kari!
*TRIGGERED*
Tumblr Hag - “UHH EXCUUUUSE ME. HOW DARE YOU IDENTIFY HER GENDER WITHOUT ASKING HER WHAT GENDER SHE IDENTIFIES AS. ITS ‘GREAT SPORTSPERSONSHIP.’ I swear, people these days Cheryl, can you pass the box of twinkies?”
*TRIGGERED*
Tumblr Hag - “UHH EXCUUUUSE ME. HOW DARE YOU IDENTIFY HER GENDER WITHOUT ASKING HER WHAT GENDER SHE IDENTIFIES AS. ITS ‘GREAT SPORTSPERSONSHIP.’ I swear, people these days Cheryl, can you pass the box of twinkies?”
Sportspersonship by TKblazeit January 5, 2018
spokesperson
spokesperson by SuburbDictionary June 27, 2017
spokesperson
To be a proper spokesperson, you need to know how much to tighten each spoke-nut in order to correctly support the wheel, but to also not be so tight that the end of the spoke sticks through out of the back of the nut and punctures the innertube.
spokesperson by QuacksO February 12, 2019