5 definitions by Jwrules
(Also pronounced retaddedment)
The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
The highest level of being retarded. One you must work hard to accomplish and once you get there you can't get any better so you have no choice but to retire at that point you have reached retardedment. Then you must go to a retardedment home for the rest of your retadded life
Hey look at mark over there he is so lucky he has reached retardedment. It is something I look forward to someday
by Jwrules January 25, 2016
by Jwrules February 21, 2018
Did you here about Tommy he got shankspeared in a cold dirty cell as his cellmate serenaded him beautiful poetry.
by Jwrules July 7, 2022
A ho ( typically female ) that is exceptionally fast at getting a job or John done and getting that money fast.
Wow that girl over there is a turbo ho I have seen her with 5 dates tonight and it isn't even 8 o'clock
by Jwrules November 26, 2017
Playing wounded rabbit is the act/art of faking someone out to manipulate or take advantage. (acting like a wounded rabbit that would be an easy target to an animal of prey)
I played wounded rabbit last night with my boosted race car by pretending it wasn't running right and when the fool came in for the kill I dropped the hammer and smoked him.
by Jwrules July 25, 2016