shoespoon 

The alternative to a shoehorn, a device used for easing the foot into a shoe

Don't put that in your mouth, its a shoespoon!

shoespoon by Kyleia December 20, 2010

shovelspooning 

to quickly shovel spoonfuls of crack into one's mouth

The girl had to go to rehab for her compulsive shovelspooning behaviors, especially when she is left alone.

shovelspooning by Inner Venchin November 5, 2008

Shoepoo 

The act of flirting with a hippopotamus profusely, until he farts a baby monkey, named Johnathan, who learns to c-walk and saves the princess from the evil chicken.

I was shoepooing then all of a sudden my mom called me and told me to stop beating off.

Shoepoo by MikCatherine! October 17, 2008

shitspoon face 

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.

Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.

shitspoon face by Johnny April 22, 2004

shoeporn 

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.

Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.

shoeporn by authOOr June 18, 2006

ShoePoop 

When treyarch crashes your game in zombies, you got ShoePooped

Slap my titties and call me karen, i just got shoepooped on round 83.

ShoePoop by JoeyGotShoepooped October 24, 2018