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shovelspooning 

to quickly shovel spoonfuls of crack into one's mouth
The girl had to go to rehab for her compulsive shovelspooning behaviors, especially when she is left alone.
shovelspooning by Inner Venchin November 5, 2008
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The act of flirting with a hippopotamus profusely, until he farts a baby monkey, named Johnathan, who learns to c-walk and saves the princess from the evil chicken.
I was shoepooing then all of a sudden my mom called me and told me to stop beating off.
Shoepoo by MikCatherine! October 17, 2008

shitspoon face 

Face a person makes when they are hatin' it. Looks like someone's trying to get them to eat a spoonful of shit.
Damn, Tom's got a shitspoon face. This can't be good.
shitspoon face by Johnny April 22, 2004

shoeporn 

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.
Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.
shoeporn by authOOr June 18, 2006

ShoePoop 

When treyarch crashes your game in zombies, you got ShoePooped
Slap my titties and call me karen, i just got shoepooped on round 83.
ShoePoop by JoeyGotShoepooped October 24, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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