Shoepoo 

The act of flirting with a hippopotamus profusely, until he farts a baby monkey, named Johnathan, who learns to c-walk and saves the princess from the evil chicken.

I was shoepooing then all of a sudden my mom called me and told me to stop beating off.

Shoepoo by MikCatherine! October 17, 2008

shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

shoe poo by rockman49 December 30, 2011

shoespoon 

The alternative to a shoehorn, a device used for easing the foot into a shoe

Don't put that in your mouth, its a shoespoon!

shoespoon by Kyleia December 20, 2010

shoephoria 

The feeling of intense happiness upon purchasing a pair of shoes.

"Vintage YSL red satin shoes with a pointy toe and five inch heels! I think I'm experiencing shoephoria!"

shoephoria by little.cat.cari December 22, 2008

Shoopoo 

Poop that comes from ppl who shoo ppl away that poop in their yard.

Your such a shoopoo!

Shoopoo by Sadie 888 October 21, 2010

shoebooty 

Someone who is so poor, he is dressed very badly. From a character who wore one shoe and one boot in the American tv series All in the Family

Shoebooty are exempt from jury duty, because lawyers fear poverty is contagious.

shoebooty by TMD-Timothy September 15, 2007

shoeboo 

The booboos caused by wearing shoes, blisters, corns, cuts, etc.

I got a shoeboo from my new stripper heels, the straps totally chafe.

shoeboo by sandbunny October 12, 2011