Shoepoo

The act of flirting with a hippopotamus profusely, until he farts a baby monkey, named Johnathan, who learns to c-walk and saves the princess from the evil chicken.

I was shoepooing then all of a sudden my mom called me and told me to stop beating off.

by MikCatherine! October 17, 2008

shoe poo

Dog, or other, poo stepped in by your shoe.

I took my dog for a walk and stepped into his crap, and it stuck to my shoe, shoe poo.

by rockman49 December 30, 2011

shoespoon

The alternative to a shoehorn, a device used for easing the foot into a shoe

Don't put that in your mouth, its a shoespoon!

by Kyleia December 20, 2010

shoephoria

The feeling of intense happiness upon purchasing a pair of shoes.

"Vintage YSL red satin shoes with a pointy toe and five inch heels! I think I'm experiencing shoephoria!"

by little.cat.cari December 22, 2008

Shoopoo

Poop that comes from ppl who shoo ppl away that poop in their yard.

Your such a shoopoo!

by Sadie 888 October 21, 2010

shoebooty

Someone who is so poor, he is dressed very badly. From a character who wore one shoe and one boot in the American tv series All in the Family

Shoebooty are exempt from jury duty, because lawyers fear poverty is contagious.

by TMD-Timothy September 15, 2007

shoeboo

The booboos caused by wearing shoes, blisters, corns, cuts, etc.

I got a shoeboo from my new stripper heels, the straps totally chafe.

by sandbunny October 12, 2011