shoeporn 

Similar to a shoehorn, it is a movie you watch while putting your shoes on, where only a few minutes of viewing is needed.

Blorto needed to get ready for work, so he flipped on the shoeporn for 3 minutes as he laced up to get ready to walk out of the door.

shoeporn by authOOr June 18, 2006

Anal Shoehorn 

The act of prying open a womans anus with ones fingers to allow for a larger opening to insert an erect penis. Once the penis is inserted the fingers are slowly withdrawn in a similar manner to a regular shoehorn to allow for intercourse to begin

My cock wouldn't fit in that chicks ass so I had to give her an anal shoehorn

Anal Shoehorn by seedy old man August 4, 2012

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

Spokane Shoehorn by Bobby A. Smith August 20, 2013

shoehorn

To force something, usually an idea or concept, into a field in which it doesn't belong

"I really wish they wouldn't shoehorn microtransactions into these adventure games."

shoehorn by Angry Groceries June 14, 2015

shoehorne

Someone who gets very sexually excitable when shoes become topic of conversation, or whenever a shoe is sighted

His got shoehorne again, the worse they stink the more excited he becomes, we went to Clark's last week and he shot his load everywhere, the cashier wasn't best pleased

shoehorne by mitch00uk April 8, 2015

Chicago Shoehorn

A driving term for an offensive lane change where a driver puts their car into a space where it doesn’t fit but their coming over anyway.

I was just in Chicago last weekend and three drivers pulled a Chicago Shoehorn on me. I had to yield or get in a wreck.

Chicago Shoehorn by R-Dickulous August 28, 2019

scranton shoehorn 

The act of inserting your penis flaccid into a rectum using your thumb as a shoehorn and then tickeling your nuts until you become erect at which point urinating is optional but preferred.

The midgets ass was too tight so I had to scranton shoehorn that slut.

scranton shoehorn by b00stinsc00by November 18, 2009