Definitions by MikCatherine!

Shoepoo 

The act of flirting with a hippopotamus profusely, until he farts a baby monkey, named Johnathan, who learns to c-walk and saves the princess from the evil chicken.

I was shoepooing then all of a sudden my mom called me and told me to stop beating off.

Shoepoo by MikCatherine! October 17, 2008