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Shoeshine-fu 

This is an obscure and deadly martial art form from the American deep south. It is based upon a shoeshiner's motions in using a rag and switchblade.
The master demonstrated his deadly Shoeshine-fu techniques!
Shoeshine-fu by I, Wreckerrr October 26, 2020

shopshifting 

The practice of browsing at an actual store and simultaneously using one's mobile device to buy the item online (or put it on an online wishlist to buy later) for a lower price.
I was at Best Buy yesterday and saw this Blu-ray player for $300, but I went shopshifting at Amazon and got it for $200.
shopshifting by bbgm November 27, 2009

Montana shoeshine 

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Shoeshine music

A nickname for soul, funk and blues music, the term was coined by Richie Blackmore, when refusing to record music written by Glenn Hughes and David Coverdale in the Deep Purple MKIII lineup.
"He announced he was leaving prior to the tour, because he didn't want to play any of this "shoeshine music" he called it, that I wrote, and David wrote"
Shoeshine music by 3eyed March 14, 2009
Being a Shoshi takes a lot of work; everyones likes you. everyone wants to be around you. If your a shoshi your probably amazingly hot and every guy would like to have you in a bed. A Shoshi is one of a kind. Nobody can duplicate you.
Roger: oh my god is that shoshi?
Earnest: yeah. Damn is she hot or what?
Shoshi by The foxiest guy here August 14, 2010

Akron Shoeshine 

An Akron Shoeshine is when stick your foot in a girls ass, then immediately shove it in her mouth.

You know that girl Sharonda from the other building? I gave her an Akron Shoeshine, and she gagged for an hour!
Akron Shoeshine by FireIslanders August 15, 2006