Definitions by LimpDiskette

Montana shoeshine 

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

Montana shoeshine by LimpDiskette April 7, 2008

rhinogina 

A rhinoceros' vagina. Also makes a great name for a rock band.

"Did you go see Rhinogina last night?! They rocked!!" "Naw, I haven't been to the zoo in years..."

rhinogina by LimpDiskette February 23, 2005