rhinogina

A rhinoceros' vagina. Also makes a great name for a rock band.

"Did you go see Rhinogina last night?! They rocked!!" "Naw, I haven't been to the zoo in years..."

by LimpDiskette February 23, 2005

Montana shoeshine

Stepping in a pile of cow shit.

"What the hell stinks so bad?" "Oh, I took a shortcut home through the pasture and accidentally got a Montana shoeshine."

by LimpDiskette April 07, 2008