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After Shit Shock 

A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
After Shit Shock by GspotStimulator January 18, 2010

shit shock

To be shocked into a near catatonic state.
Jim stood in total shit shock as he watched the madness unfold around him.
shit shock by Shaide July 16, 2008

shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit
I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!
shit shock by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

shit shock

When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)
Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march
shit shock by OneApollo July 15, 2025

Shit Shock

The sudden, visceral disappointment experienced upon returning home (e.g., to the UK) after being somewhere actually pleasant functional, clean. or affordable
I was having the time of my life in Spain, but as soon as I hit border control at Stansted, the shit shock set in
Shit Shock by Jonnylx1 July 22, 2026

Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock 

The phenomena of aroma shock when blowing your nose post-poop while still sitting on the shitter.
I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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