When you’re on a water slide, water goes up your bum and the shock literally makes you shit. And you have to put your swimming costume in the sanitary bin. And then date your boyfriends for 6 more years.
by GEORDIE SHOCK SHIT March 26, 2021
Get the Shock shit mug.A.S.S. is a universal phenomenon that occurs directly after relieving yourself of a massive load. The effects of A.S.S. include suddenly not being able to walk after 3 steps, instant paralysis, and a burning sensation in the area of exit. Speculation on A.S.S. has lead to ideas that the effects may be due to the exit area attempting to close, the body is shocked after such a seating, or cheap mexican food.
After Chad had a violent encounter with his toilet he attempted to walk out of his restroom when an After Shit Shock *A.S.S* struck him dead in his tracks.
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Get the shit shock mug.When you have a shit so bad that whenever you next have to shit you get scared shitless. (Pun intended)
Fuck.. last time i went was like.. a day ago, my shit shock has been so bad ever since that day in march
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Get the shit shock mug.I had a cold and a took nasty burrito shit. I blew my nose, and the sudden Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock almost knocked me off the toilet.
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Get the Shit 'n Blow Nasal Shock mug.Little bits of sock that end up between your toes, in your bed, on your bedroom carpet and sometimes even extend onto the landing
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