Johnny: Hey Jimmy, did you see Debby's new Shnozztastic new implants?
Jimmy: No, I think Barbara's natural ones are way more Shnozztastic.
Johnny: Well I think you're wrong.
Debby: Hey what are you guys talking about?
The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.
Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriendRita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).