flatten 

to crush an object down from a greater size to a smaller one.

to make roadkill of a person while playing an FPS such as halo or battlefield.

the cardboard box was flattened when the little kid fell on it.

the idiot was flattened when he failed to get out of the way...

flatten by Plasmamortar April 6, 2011

Flatten 

Getting fucked up in a fight

- Jim "Did you see me flatten that poor cunt, he didn't stand a chance".

- Aggressor "One step closer and I'll flatten you cunt".

Flatten by Meat Sweat Mike June 3, 2024

Flatten the pancake

Doing something, particularly nothing, for ten hours straight. Also to be unemployed or a feminist.

I flatten the pancake so much that it hurts!
Jimmy loves to flatten the pancake with Sarah!
Mom, may I flatten the pancake today?
She flattens the pancake so much that she must be a femenist!

Flatten the pancake by Bequietnow November 27, 2016

Flatten That Bread 

A variation of "I'd tap that", used lightly, and referring more to the oral aspect of sex.

*walking around the local shopping center*
Terrance:DudeCasey flattened Danni's bread
Phillip: OMG! NO WAI!*fart*

*in the hallway*
Peascoe flattened the hell out of Cynthia's bread

*McDonalds*
Demond: See that hot chick?
Eric: Yeah, I'd flatten that bread!

Flatten That Bread by Pinky Green and Ruffles June 20, 2010

Flatten and Reinstall 

To format and then install a computers Operating System, typically due to being hacked.

From a technical perspective this involves formatting at least one partition.

The "Flatten" comes from a hurricane analogy; flattening the landscape and having to rebuild from nothing.

You've been hacked and they got root? Flatten and Reinstall.

You listened to a Sony CD? Flatten and Reinstall.

Flatten and Reinstall by holloway June 30, 2006

Flatten the skunk

Smoke a joint, smoke pot, smoke marijuana, smoke cannabis. Derived from the smell, similar to that of a skunk

Smells like someone is flattening the skunk.

Anyone want to flatten the skunk at lunch?

Flatten the skunk by Rose Ruby November 1, 2013

Flatten you out 

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"

Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay

Flatten you out by BigbootyAngie December 18, 2015