Shnozzled 

The act of wrapping the meaty foreskin of an uncircumcised penis over the nose and nostrils of an unsuspecting partner. Typically done prior to engaging in oral sex.

Dan decided to have a little fun with his girlfriend Rita. Expecting to engulf his rigid knob for oral, Dan surprised her and Shnozzled her first.

Shnozzled by Eaton Holgoode October 31, 2015

shlozzed 

almost passed out but still drinking

"Joe is so shlozzed right now, how is he still playing beer pong?"

shlozzed by DaveyDanko June 21, 2009

shnizzles 

when somthingis just so awesome theres no other word for it

the paint job on that car is just the shnizzles

shnizzles by 615cracker January 14, 2010

Shnitzled 

1. adj. A state of non-existence; destroyed. 2. adj. Messily drunk.

Poor Kristy, she was so shnitzled she couldn't even stand up to vomit.

Shnitzled by Zingolicious October 8, 2008

shizzledick 

One with shit on their dick (Homosexuals or anal lovers)

Guy: Man that was awesome sex last night
Guy2: Yeah!

Backgroundguy: Damn Shizzledicks...

shizzledick by Super Fly1 December 28, 2008

Snozzled 

Under the nfluence of alcohol

I was totally snozzled last night

Snozzled by sum_41_hockney June 20, 2005

Shnizzlebombed 

Being super high and hammer drunk at the same time.

Jake was rambling on and ate all my food when he was Shnizzlebombed last night

Shnizzlebombed by M-BOZ January 13, 2009