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shnoozee 

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A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.

His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.

It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
shnoozee by woobledoo1978 February 12, 2005
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shnoozen 

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To penetrate a penis with another penis.
when i walked into Trents room, him and Vinny were shnoozen.
shnoozen by michael baio December 9, 2019
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Shnooze 

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When you go for a shit but, whilst sitting there, you nod off and it turns in to a snooze
God knows how long I had that shnooze for, but it will be tough to explain to my boss
Shnooze by laugust July 22, 2010

shnooze 

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do you got a shnooze?
Im gonna go throw in a shnooze
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shnoozer 

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A Shnoozer is a nice nap. It’s a really deep and calming experience. But it can also be used when someone falls asleep.
Homie hit a shnoozer
shnoozer by Jetneyy March 18, 2020

Shnoozer 

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A person that is extremely sleepy, always wants to sleep/ nap, or can’t stay up late.
“He’s such a little shnoozer- he took a nap today, but is already complaining about feeling sleepy, and it’s only 9 PM!”
Shnoozer by kr0ksis May 8, 2023

shnooze 

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i love those shnooze!
shnooze by o0o0*snuglove*0o0o July 7, 2003
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