18 definitions by woobledoo1978
by woobledoo1978 February 15, 2005
A: You're a nice couple. May I join?
B: No, thx but I'm not into double g
or
A: Wanna gimme some double g?
B: I don't mind
C: Yeah let's do it
B: No, thx but I'm not into double g
or
A: Wanna gimme some double g?
B: I don't mind
C: Yeah let's do it
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
When your wife isn't good in bed you might want to take her to a pimp who shows her what it means not to be good in bed.
man: yo! pimp my ride!
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
A shnoozee (also shnoozy or shnoozey) is a male person who is over 30 years old and still living in his parents small house where he gets food and stuff for free. His mother sings the 'old mac donalds had a farm' song every night and he falls asleep with his thumb in his mouth.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.
His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.
It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
He also asks his parents if he can stay out a little longer than 10 p.m.
His parents don't really care but accept the way he is.
It's just someone who refuses to grow up and get a real life.
Shnoozee: I gotta go home. It's 10 p.m. and I couldn't get my parents on the phone to let them know where I am and when I come home.
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
Female: Gee. You are 34. Are your parents more important than me?
You are such a shnoozee! I'm done with you!
by woobledoo1978 February 12, 2005
When you are in a bad mood and frustrated you go bitchbashing which is nothing but beating whores up at night. After that you feel relaxed and go home in peace.
A: Damn, s.o. pissed me off at work.
B: Me, too. So, what's the plan for tonight?
A: I'm going to do some bitchbashing! Wanna join?
B: Hell yeah, let's beat those whores up real bad!
B: Me, too. So, what's the plan for tonight?
A: I'm going to do some bitchbashing! Wanna join?
B: Hell yeah, let's beat those whores up real bad!
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005
When s.o. claps at you, you clap back to show him that you don't care at all! It's a kind of disrespect without using words.
A: HA HA you are a funny idiot *clap*
B: *clap back*
A: WTF!?!?!
B: *clap back*
A: STOP IT!!
B: *clap back*
A: *walking away, pissed off big time*
The winner is B
B: *clap back*
A: WTF!?!?!
B: *clap back*
A: STOP IT!!
B: *clap back*
A: *walking away, pissed off big time*
The winner is B
by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005