lickomaniac

s.o. who licks pussy all the time. his dick is too small so he uses his tongue

that dude is a lickomaniac

by woobledoo1978 February 10, 2005

p diddy

When s.o. is trying to piss and nothing comes out he yells at his dick 'p diddy' or 'p you little diddy'

Come on! p diddy! p! Give it to me! p, damn dick!

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

slitter

People from Asia are called slitters because of their eyes

He must be from Asia. Look at his eyes. That dude is a slitter.

by woobledoo1978 February 10, 2005

3LF

Three Legged Freak.

A moron whose penis looks like a 3rd leg

(A 3LF is neither country nor color related!)

Mrs. X: Hey sis, that homie overthere has a long schlong!!!
Mrs. Y: Yeah, I know him. He's a complete moron though
Mrs. X: Daaaamn, I hate 3LF's

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

bitchbashing

When you are in a bad mood and frustrated you go bitchbashing which is nothing but beating whores up at night. After that you feel relaxed and go home in peace.

A: Damn, s.o. pissed me off at work.
B: Me, too. So, what's the plan for tonight?
A: I'm going to do some bitchbashing! Wanna join?
B: Hell yeah, let's beat those whores up real bad!

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

shneedle

A shneedle is penis.
It comes from the German word Schniedel

My shneedle is bigger than yours ... Suck my shneedle, biatch

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

pimp my ride

When your wife isn't good in bed you might want to take her to a pimp who shows her what it means not to be good in bed.

man: yo! pimp my ride!
pimp: yeah, i'm going to pimp your ride real bad. she won't be able to walk for 2 days after that.

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005