A niblet of shit.
A small kernel or morsel of
turd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.
Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn
nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate
will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.
When entangled in ass-hair,
may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry - though a free, unobstructed
turd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.
"Wot's this? A shiblet in my gonch? That ripper didn't feel
wet... huh, I guess I must've sharted."
Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's
party!"
Jon: "That's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that rolling around in my
gooch last Friday and flicked it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."