"DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt')
v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will `remove' all the germs" is one of my favorite sniglets!
The feeling you get when you're on the beach and your friend throws a dead shrimp at you and you're kinda mad and grossed out but also it's funny, so you find more dead shrimp and throw it at them and you start a dead shrimp war.