A word that should be in the dictionary, but isn't. Concept created by comedian Rich Hall.
"DISCONFECT (dis kon fekt')
v. To sterilize the piece of candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will `remove' all the germs" is one of my favorite sniglets!
The feeling you get when you're on the beach and your friend throws a dead shrimp at you and you're kinda mad and grossed out but also it's funny, so you find more dead shrimp and throw it at them and you start a dead shrimp war.