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shiblet

A niblet of shit.
A small kernel or morsel of turd commonly found in the underpants after an unexpected shart.

Less commonly occuring after taking a shit and failing to completely pinch off the last stubborn nugget. Even cursory wiping typically removes this variety, but in rare cases this pinch-pirate will subsequently (and apparently randomly) release itself to be discovered in the briefs at a later time as a shiblet.

When entangled in ass-hair, may also be referred to as a klingon or dingleberry - though a free, unobstructed turd kernel discoverred in the tighty-whiteys is always referred to as a shiblet.
"Wot's this? A shiblet in my gonch? That ripper didn't feel wet... huh, I guess I must've sharted."

Bob: "Dude, I just found a ball of hash on the floor, let's party!"
Jon: "That's a shiblet man, don't smoke it! I found that rolling around in my gooch last Friday and flicked it at the ceiling... it must've fallen down."
by Scarecrow05 May 1, 2006
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shibleet

An extreme state in which the body has a large amount of digested food which it needs to get rid of.
"Man, we had the munchies yesterday and now it's all shibleet"

"It's Shibleet time again"
by Wax77 May 31, 2017
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Shiflet

(n.) A person of ridiculous humor and fun times. Someone who can bust a groove and chug a beer upon command. He/She is the pinnacle of all things good in your life, but will jack you up if crossed.
"I knew a Shiflet once. I called her Shit-let. She put snakes in my bed."
by Ango June 9, 2008
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sniblet

1. A sniblet is a very small amount of something that can't be noticed at first sight. Ex. It could be a decrease in liquid, food or even a decrease in sand.

2. Secretely taking a small amount or object which is unnoticable.

3. Secretely taking a small amount or object which is happening in present tense.

4. A small amount of time.
1. Mark could not notice that Tony took a sniblet of his drink.

2. John snibletly stole a sip of Marcos' water.

3. Paul snoobed some water at the football game.

4. Abdullah asked Markis to get on the phone for only a sniblet.
by Faris Chehabi January 9, 2009
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Chris Shiflett

Current guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United

In some bands, he is known as Jake Jackson.

He joined Foo Fighters right after There Is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You'll be able to see him in the Breakout video.
Chris Shiflett..
That is all
by RedHotFoo September 22, 2008
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Shiplet

The resultant offspring of a intimate liaison between 2 ships. The usual gestation period is the time in which it takes to consume 2 vodka and cokes, a small rose and a orange and passionfruit J20.

or

The most heinous swearword known to mankind. Far, far worse than anything a certain stunning young lady had ever previously uttered whilst driving.
'Awwww, look at that Shiplet, isn't it cute.'

or

Ohhhh, okay, don't bother indicating then, you effing Shiplet!'
by Danonymous85 September 11, 2011
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Chris Shiflett

Currently, guitarist for Foo Fighters, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, and Jackson United.

-Chris joined Foo Fighters right after There is Nothing Left To Lose was released. You will be able to see him in the "Breakout" video.
-Chris
-In some bands, such as Jackson United, he is known as Jake Jackson.
Chris Shiflett.

That is all.
by RedHotFoo September 20, 2008
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