shmurgle

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

by dood_5769 October 1, 2017

shmergle

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!

*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”

by han-meg March 6, 2020

smurgle

A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.

I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.

by Dorothy April 21, 2003

shmuggle

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.

"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*

by neo, man October 5, 2004

shmargles

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.

Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind

by IzLisa November 9, 2003

Schmurgle

Extruded styrofoam packing material. The term originally applied to styrofoam in the shape of small, worm-like rods, about 1/4" in diameter and random curvature, that were in use in the 1960's. It use has since been expanded to include plastic packing material of all shapes and composition.

We received a glass bowl in a box well packed with schmurgles.

by wrwetzel September 6, 2009

Shmurggle

When a man dips his ball into a glass of milk and young lady gently blows bubbles in the milk with straw. See also chocolate shmurggle (chocolate milk), 2% shmurggle, and skim shmurggle.

Tyler told his boys to gather round the kitchen table as Amanda entered and began to shmurggle him right there in front of us.

by Baked ziti May 6, 2018