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shmurgle 

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time
"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"
shmurgle by dood_5769 October 1, 2017
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shmergle 

the best word ever created by a psychotic 6 foot ginger. the only word in the english language that is completely versatile (membean word) and hence can be used in every situation. whether it be an adjective, noun, or verb, each time you use the word shmergle it will raise your IQ by 10 points!
*world burns down*
Meghan: “What kind of content is this? What the shmergle is going on???”
shmergle by han-meg March 6, 2020
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A singularly feline display of affection. The kneading, purring, nuzzling, or salivating that accompanies feline affection toward humans.
I found it difficult to read my magazine while Fluffy persistantly smurgled my chin.
smurgle by Dorothy April 21, 2003

shmuggle 

to get off with someone while cosying up to them, all romantic-like.
"Hey baby, fancy a shmuggle?"

*is slapped*
shmuggle by neo, man October 5, 2004

shmargles 

the sock fluff that you find between your toes when you take your socks off.
Lucy took off her socks and saw that there were shmargles laeft behind
shmargles by IzLisa November 9, 2003

Schmurgle 

Extruded styrofoam packing material. The term originally applied to styrofoam in the shape of small, worm-like rods, about 1/4" in diameter and random curvature, that were in use in the 1960's. It use has since been expanded to include plastic packing material of all shapes and composition.
We received a glass bowl in a box well packed with schmurgles.
Schmurgle by wrwetzel September 6, 2009

Shmurggle 

When a man dips his ball into a glass of milk and young lady gently blows bubbles in the milk with straw. See also chocolate shmurggle (chocolate milk), 2% shmurggle, and skim shmurggle.
Tyler told his boys to gather round the kitchen table as Amanda entered and began to shmurggle him right there in front of us.
Shmurggle by Baked ziti May 6, 2018
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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