Shburgle 

Verb. - To stick one's tongue between thine lips and blow, making a flatuent-esque noise

Me - "You're a dork!"
Her - *Shburgle*

The little child looked over at me, made eye contact, then shburgled violently with a mean grin.

Shburgle by EmceeCommon June 5, 2015

shurgle 

The audible gurgling noises emanating from one's intestines indicating that a bowel movement is imminent.

We've gotta get out of here. I just shurgled and there's no way I'm gonna pinch a loaf at a party.

shurgle by chestnutfuton October 6, 2007

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle 

A term you use to confuse the fuck out of someone to get out of an awkward conversation. It also a code term for the Illuminati that means "I farted and blame you."

Gurgle burgle sho-shurgle is best used to get out of awkward social situations. For example, saying gurgle burgle sho-shurgle when your girlfriend asks you if she looks fat.

gurgle burgle sho-shurgle by Dragon Spatz November 1, 2017

shmurgle 

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

shmurgle by dood_5769 October 1, 2017

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011