dood_5769's definitions

hayward-express

other way of saying fuck

*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"

#wthe

by dood_5769 September 28, 2017

shmurgle

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

by dood_5769 October 1, 2017