Definitions by dood_5769

shmurgle 

when two girls are fucking and they queef at the same time

"oh my god, tammy. last night when me and sharon were fucking, we shmurgled!"
"no way!"

shmurgle by dood_5769 October 1, 2017

hayward-express 

other way of saying fuck

*stubs toe on chair*
"Ahhhhh what the hayward-express!!"

#wthe

hayward-express by dood_5769 September 28, 2017