by Kilroy G. August 1, 2006
Get the shmoya mug.Moya is the rarest and prettiest girl around she is independent & doesn’t need a guy for anything she is loyal and sometimes misunderstood she is different from other girls wants a guy falls in love there’s no going back she has a lot of haters and people tend to get jealous of her
That girl was a Shamoya she was so unforgettable
by Dana4986 June 14, 2019
Get the Shamoya mug.A mature lady, whom is open with the people she knows. Paints a smile of the fakest things. Has a physco killer moodswing at times, she is the sweetest apple of the bunch but is underestimated. A unique, one of a kind, very hard to get, will give a good fight for what she wants. Samoya is an intelligent, down to earth person, someone you can always turn to when you need help, she is loyal, personable, caring and also a keeper.
Mom: son how was school today?
Son: it was great I met a samoya.
Mom: really?
Son: yes! She is amazing.
Son: it was great I met a samoya.
Mom: really?
Son: yes! She is amazing.
by mr.legendary August 12, 2014
Get the samoya mug.A phase said by Jews, a way of saying “good job”. The real word is “yasher koach” meaning “May you have strength”. But it all gets shmoshed together and becomes “shkoyach!”
by 809 June 8, 2019
Get the Shkoyach mug.A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.
As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.
by idiotech66 January 14, 2008
Get the shmohawk mug.Ah, that was Shmoysht.
by TAKM April 3, 2019
Get the Shmoysht mug.A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a world with proof. They are rumored to eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that day. That singularly captured Shmorange is said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed nine whole trees a day. Beware of the Shmorange.
A shmorange ate my parents.
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-
by MaddibeSaddy May 22, 2019
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