A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a
world with proof. They are rumored to
eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that
day. That singularly captured Shmorange is
said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them
safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed
nine whole trees a
day. Beware of the Shmorange.