A type of reclusive and mysterious monster located in Northern Canadian Forests and Woods. Very Few live to tell their story of seeing the Shmorange or more commonly known as Shornge. Similarly to Bigfoot and the Loch Ness monster a Shmorange has been stated to be a myth because of the lack of definitive proof, but trust me you would not want to live in a world with proof. They are rumored to eat trees whole and digest entire campsites before being captured. Truly there has only ever been one captured Shmorange and the FBI and Secret Service lost eight agents that day. That singularly captured Shmorange is said to be residing in Area 51. Nobody is allowed in to keep them safe. Aliens are said to be caged there but the real answer is one single Shmorange is there constantly tested on and fed nine whole trees a day. Beware of the Shmorange.
A shmorange ate my parents.
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-
Did you hear about the Shmorange that escaped from Area 51?
Oh my God! Is that a Shmo-
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"Hey did you hear? Jeffrey told Hannah that he Shmoranges her! That must mean that they will last forever!"
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Get the Shmorange mug.The only word in the 20-volume historical Oxford English Dictionary that rhymes with orange is sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant).
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Get the Sporange mug.1. (verb) To smash an orange in, on or around anyone or anything.
2.(verb) The act of smashing an orange.
3.(noun) A word that ryhmes with orange.
2.(verb) The act of smashing an orange.
3.(noun) A word that ryhmes with orange.
The bus-driver would not stop yapping so little Timmy opened his lunch bag and pulled out an orange which he used to smornge her in the face!
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Get the Slorange mug.1. The mixing of Sprite (or other lemon-lime soda) with orange soda, most commonly at fast food restaurants that allow customers to fill their own sodas. By doing a 50/50 mix of Sprite and orange, the citrusy beverage Sprorange is the result. Sierra Mist and 7 Up are also suitable alternatives, though Sunkist is preferable to Fanta for the orange flavor.
2. One of the only known words to rhyme with "orange".
2. One of the only known words to rhyme with "orange".
Last night at Burger King we made Sprorange over at the self-serve soda station, and it washed down those dry french fries quite nicely.
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