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shmohawk
A horrible driver. Some asshole who pulls a dick move when driving ie: " That fucking Shmohawk just cut me off." You fucking shmohawk.
As desribed in season 6 of curb your enthusiasm by Larry David and Larry's father. I think it might be jewish or hebrew or something. Rent that shit, its fucking funny. A shmohawk does not know how to drive.
shmohawk by idiotech66 January 14, 2008
shmohog
A: Someone who displays a general lack of common sense.
B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.
C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
B: A licensed motorist who exhibits poor driving ability.
C: An individual who is unknowingly behaving like an idiot.
A: Phonics is a shmohog because his wallet was in his back pocket when he thought he lost it.
B: That shmohog just cut me off!
C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
B: That shmohog just cut me off!
C: The people who put up this definition are shmohogs because it took them 45 minutes to come up with the last example.
shmohog by Paul & Omar December 8, 2007
shoah nigger
A jew who ate diamonds every night to hide them from the NAZIs and played with his poop every morning to find them so he could eat them again.
shoah nigger by WolfgangBlack January 25, 2022
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shwoah
So like it's toooootally basically just like the word woah, ya know, but like when you put in a sh- as a prefix, it like becomes, shwoaaaaahhh..... Used with a hang loose hand gesture, and said when you see something cool, or not cool, but simply you are trying to lighten the mood.......
Chloé: So, I just bought the coolest jacket at Urban Outfitters that was like 100 dollars before, but I totally got it for like 20 bucks.
Pablo: Shwoaaaaahh (shwoah) dude!!!
* emphatic hang loose hand gesture*
Pablo: Shwoaaaaahh (shwoah) dude!!!
* emphatic hang loose hand gesture*
shwoah by he cuck-blocker April 10, 2017
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