*at a campfire in california*
guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018
by Sirkneigh March 18, 2009
A smorgasbord of ingredients that react together in the mouth in such a way as to cause the ingestors to involuntarily ejaculate at the table, which can be recognized by spontaneous moaning and shaking of the right leg during ingestion.
As we each took a bite of the steaming hot dough topped with technicolor mush, I noticed everyone starting to moan and then the table started to shake. And then, the smorgasbord of flavors hit me too, penetrating my body as I started moaning and shaking my right leg along with my friends. I found out later that we had achieved our first simultaneous smorgasm at the dinner table. It was like a coitus cuisine in my mouth.
by G-Factory January 11, 2015
by Emily the sexiest girl ever! June 01, 2014
(smor'gaz'em) noun. Conjunction of the words smiley and orgasm; as evidenced by an excessively happy physical release; a sudden but extremely gratifying moment, other forms include smorgasmic, smorgasming, smorgasmed. Should be noted also considered yummy like s'mores and repeated orgasms can be requested as give me s'more.
by smileykisses January 21, 2011
what happens when Mr. Easter Bunny bangs Mrs. Easter Bunny, white creamy goodness mixed with chocolate!
Person 1: "i swear Cadbury cream eggs are awesome, white creamy goodness surrounded by chocolate!"
Person 2: "Mr Bunny must have had an awesome smorgasm!"
Person 2: "Mr Bunny must have had an awesome smorgasm!"
by Strike of power May 08, 2010
1. Oh my gosh I just smorgasmed.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.
2. Mason: What is this incredible sensation I am experiencing right now?
Ryan: Don't fret, you're just having a smorgasm.
by Sam the Shrimper December 02, 2008