Shmored 

While having anal sex the male partner cums in the females ass, as he pulls out, she releases her bowls along with the cum you released in her on your genital areas, so they are now covered in cum and shit.

Dude she shmored me so bad last night!!

Shmored by Dupree-duval September 12, 2016

Shoreditch Samurai 

A longer than average 'manbun' that results in a pony tale like flop. This haircut, worn in combination with a beard, results in a style similar to Chonmage (丁髷, ちょんまげ) and closely resembles that of the hairstyle worn by ancient Japanese Samurai.

This image has become popular amongst young adult men and is synonymous with the concept of contemporary 'hipsterification' taking place in predominantly regenerated urban areas (particularly in London).

Matt: "Hey Sam, isn't Jay's manbun cool."
Sam: "Yeah, bloody Shoreditch Samurai!"

Shoreditch Samurai by Idonothing September 23, 2015

Shoreditch twat 

Usually a new media, fashion student, photographer-type person with a privileged digital or old school arts background who lives/works/socialises in London's East End area of Shoreditch. A Shoreditch twat has at some point also worked/lived/socialised in the near-by Brick Lane. A Shoreditch twat is defined by their Hoxton Finn haircut, 80s retro 90s fusion clothes (usually a suit jacket, blue ripped jeans, and white trainers/shoes), an ability to talk about pseudo-intellectual artistic bullshit with no relevance to the real world, completely up their own backsides, and a failure to comprehend that they are the laughing stock of the rest of the normal local (ethnic) population. The Shoreditch Twat has now been immortalised by the fictional Nathan Barley and serialised on TV by Channel 4.

Look at that Shoreditch twat across the road.

Shoreditch twat by Twiki-wiki-piki March 15, 2005

Shored 

When one fucks up on job site then blames you

I just got shored..

Shored by Dagway June 12, 2015

Shmoed 

when someone gets fucked, disrespected, bullied, or does something stupid

"Get shmoed"

Shmoed by 2kmfantry July 22, 2021

shmording 

Someone is shmording when they are being bitter, un-cooperative and generally a pain in your ass.

Anthony was shmording when he refused to peel off his face.

shmording by Cordell Doemling August 30, 2008

Shmoped 

When marijuana is being smoked and a person gets overwhelmingly high, to the point where said person can't function properly.

Brandon & Jeremy said "yooo haha, this bitch Zadie is shmopeddd!"

A person should go to sleep if they are shmoped.

Shmoped by Roomdrifter June 7, 2018