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A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.

"I cant believe how much of a shmirk our neighbors son is"

shmirk by [Noah M] December 29, 2011

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Shmirk

A mischievous grin that often times includes squinting of the eyes. A Shmirk is a better way of saying Smirk because Shhh-mirk obviously sounds better.

Wow! Lee just shmiled at me. Nah, man. That was definitely a shmirk.

Shmirk by Shmirky October 1, 2019

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Shmelly Shmirk

The mischievous and giddy smirk (smile) one possesses after blasting a fierce, but silent, ass cloud of fart. Happy and riddled with the pleasure of knowing their shit crystals will soon latch onto the fines hairs inside their victims noses.

Larry stood patiently amongst his peers, gazing around with a Shmelly Shmirk waiting for the sour faces of whom just inhaled his ass air freshly squeaked from his turd cutter.

Shmelly Shmirk by Wordwhacker907 July 19, 2020

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Shirkam03

An ex-content moderator on the mope.io wiki, Shirkam03 is a creepy harasser.

Shirkam03 likes to tell others to burn in hell, along with a lot of other things that he likes to tell others to burn in.

Shirkam03 by y = mx + b December 7, 2021

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shmark

short cut through shark invested areas

shmark taking a short cut that could be dangerous

shmark by mixtrix October 31, 2013

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coprophagous smirk

This is a nonsubtle smile that indicates the maker has a joyous secrt: a shit-eating grin

Jack finally got laid and went around all of the next day with a coprophagous smirk on his face.

coprophagous smirk by eViL pOp TaRt July 30, 2011

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Shmickle

A person with borderline personality disorder, usually hailing from Liverpool, UK and relies on the personalities of fictional characters to identify themselves with because they are too insecure about themselves to be themselves. Also tend to be manipulative and gaslighters that are really just deep down sad and lonely and should seek therapy.

Bro, he’s such a shmickle I can’t believe we were ever friends.

Shmickle by Baldman47 September 27, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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