shmirb 

Shmirb can be used as a word to fill in for a word. It can also be something to call someone if you want to make fun of them in a positive way.

1. “I kind of want to, you know shmirb today.”
2. “What the heck does shmirb mean?”
1. “Of course you would want to know you shmirb.”

shmirb by Slormbno March 19, 2021

shirbert

Shirbert is the ship name for characters Gilbert Blythe and Anne Shirley Cuthbert created by fans of netflix's original series "Anne With an E", a reimagined version of the classic "Anne of Green Gables".

"Oh my gosh, I need a shirbert kiss in season three or I literally don't know what I'm gonna do."

"Shirbert is SO cute I die when Gilbert looks at Anne sekjgaoiejfsnkawjes"
"I'm just gonna watch some shirbert edits on youtube for a couple hours... yes it's totally healthy..."

shirbert by hom tolland September 15, 2018

shmirp

1. something used in place of a curse word; 2. a word used when you get excited; 3. if you forget the lyrics to a song; 4. shmirp can be ANYTHING you want it to be; 5. NOT a type of seafood

1. "what the shmirp just happened?!" "oh shmirp"
2. "SHMIIIIIRPPPPP!!!!"
3. "you know, that song that goes 'shimirpy shmirp shmirp.'"

shmirp by mandashake08 March 23, 2011

Shirb 

Someone who is fast, the act of doing something fast

"wow I didn't know you were shirb!' 'shirb?' 'yeah you're fast.'

Shirb by i.have.a.cat. February 22, 2021

Shmib 

A personal conversation between a customer and a business owner/ manager.

Hello George (customer), I received your Shmib today and I would like to thank you for your input. I would like to offer you a complimentary beverage next time you come in!

Shmib by Shmibber1 November 16, 2016

Shmirdsday 

A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.

"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"

Shmirdsday by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Shirbrungi 

Your fuck buddy when in need

Oh ya, Owen is my Shirbrungi!

Shirbrungi by !Daniel D¡ August 20, 2018