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Shmirdsday 

Thursday = Shmirdsday

Definitely the best day of the week. A day to celebrate shmird and all the joy he brings to the world. If you not banging w Shmirdsday you a wing on god.
It’s Shmirdsday! Ya bitches better be throwing neck for uncle shmird.
Shmirdsday by Tiddyboi420 April 21, 2021
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Shmirdsday 

Every Thursday is Shmirdsday it’s not his birthday.

Shmirdsday is a day to be happy, and thankful for all blessings in life and the blessings shmird may have bestowed upon you. Women are more likely to perform oral sex on Shmirdsday due to the nature of the day.
“If you not throwing mozzie for shmird on Shmirdsday GTFO!”

“I was having a terrible morning until I realized it was Shmirdsday, time to go get blasted in the name of shmird”
Shmirdsday by Tiddyboi420 April 26, 2021
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