Shmirdsday 

A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.

"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"

Shmirdsday by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Shmirdsday 

Thursday = Shmirdsday

Definitely the best day of the week. A day to celebrate shmird and all the joy he brings to the world. If you not banging w Shmirdsday you a wing on god.

It’s Shmirdsday! Ya bitches better be throwing neck for uncle shmird.

Shmirdsday by Tiddyboi420 April 21, 2021

Shmirdsday 

Every Thursday is Shmirdsday it’s not his birthday.

Shmirdsday is a day to be happy, and thankful for all blessings in life and the blessings shmird may have bestowed upon you. Women are more likely to perform oral sex on Shmirdsday due to the nature of the day.

“If you not throwing mozzie for shmird on Shmirdsday GTFO!”

“I was having a terrible morning until I realized it was Shmirdsday, time to go get blasted in the name of shmird”

Shmirdsday by Tiddyboi420 April 26, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008