Shmirdsday 

A regional holiday celebrated on the 5th day of every week. A time for rejoicing in the blessings of life.

"I hope you have a wonderful, blessed Shmirdsday!" "I'm not gonna let this ruin my Shmirdsday!"

Shmirdsday by duckygirl1 April 20, 2021

Shmirdsday 

Thursday = Shmirdsday

Definitely the best day of the week. A day to celebrate shmird and all the joy he brings to the world. If you not banging w Shmirdsday you a wing on god.

It’s Shmirdsday! Ya bitches better be throwing neck for uncle shmird.

Shmirdsday by Tiddyboi420 April 21, 2021

Shmirdsday 

Every Thursday is Shmirdsday it’s not his birthday.

Shmirdsday is a day to be happy, and thankful for all blessings in life and the blessings shmird may have bestowed upon you. Women are more likely to perform oral sex on Shmirdsday due to the nature of the day.

“If you not throwing mozzie for shmird on Shmirdsday GTFO!”

“I was having a terrible morning until I realized it was Shmirdsday, time to go get blasted in the name of shmird”

Shmirdsday by Tiddyboi420 April 26, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022