Shmip

Shmip is another word for marijuana. It can be used as a verb or a noun.

Do you have any shmip?

Let's shmip... or... have you been shmipping?

We were shmipped.

He was all shmipped up.

by squashy April 27, 2009

Shmip

Shmip is another word for shit.
made up for the pure fact of confusing people who dont know what it means and to use around children.

India: Yo Jessie,
how's you're little shmip of a brother?
Jessie:Being a little shmip, like usual.

by inunii December 10, 2007

Ship-Jumper

(n). A person who doesn't like his or her surroundings or situation, and wants to leave a certain area, or stop doing a certain thing, or wants to bail out and discontinue associating with a certain person or persons because it no longer suits their agenda.

My girlfriend of 3 years didn't like my new job, so she decided to bail out on our relationship and be a " Ship-jumper".

by VinnieVega$ February 12, 2017

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The more superior word of all the whomst'd've

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by meme_dude_was_taken September 22, 2020

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

e-ship

Short hand for Spaceship. The Spac is silent.

Joel: Oh right. I haven't given ranks yet to the crew of "The E-Ship".

Phil: E-Ship?

Joel: E-Ship! The Spac is silent.

by appealus May 3, 2009

italian cruise ship

epic fail, a reason to shut the lights and call it a day

"Mister, you're an embarrassment to yourself and this company."
"Yer right. I'm out like the captain of an italian cruise ship."

by giraffe-o January 30, 2012